Thursday, October 30, 2008

Baby's First Exam

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her
to get dressed, he said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk.'

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