Oooooh... pretty dung colors

My college poop-tale was when a couple weeks ago I had an experiment where I ate NO CORN. NO CORN, NO CORN FLOWER, NO CORN AT ALL. My friend told me that the reason corn is in bunches of poop is because it reconstitutes itself if you eat flour or creamed corn, so I took him on a dare. (See? Girls ARE just as dumb as you!) Corn is a major part of the adverage college student's diet, so mainly I ate fruit and meat. That turned my poop, usually a -guess- poopy brown a GREENY HUE. I mean, it looked like chip dip. Lesson learned- Eat corn, lest your roomate use the turds for party food.